Whaaattt!??!
Let’s admit that there are some of us out there (ok, mainly women and some gay men) that would love to be living on Wisteria Lane. The drama, the excitement, the freedom. OK, but it is TV land after all and DH is one of those shows you either like or you hate. I was kind of in between tonight. Alot of unexpected surprises. OK, I loved it!
During tonight’s episode, I thought “what do these women do?” We know Brie runs her own catering company - we actually see her working. But what do the rest of them do, I’m curious. I think Susan is an author but do we ever see her write? Does Lynette ocassionally run Scavo’s Pizza Place with her hubby Tom? Where are all the hardworking career women/moms that are running around the world today! TV needs to be more real…no wait…take us away from real, enough real…give us something that is ’brain mushingly’ entertaining!
Now, Gabi, her life has done a complete 360! Yay, Gabi! I like her in this role…housewife and mother…semi-miserable, her life in slight disarray. Gone is the cougar of yester episode! It appears she has come to some level of acceptance to this most drastic change in her life or rather lifestyle. But she still has the same desires and holds on to that dream where her past can once again become a part of her present and her future. Go Gabi! Hmmm, I wonder…is Carlos more attractive now as a blind man? I’m just saying…
Horny teens, horny seniors and horny mid-fortyish women. Does anyone else think that Mike is going to be Catherine’s next dish? It seems everyone has had a bite of Mike. Oh, and then there is naughty Mrs. Hildebrand. TV is full of cougars these days! Hmmm, let’s see…’magical hands’….who doesn’t love magical hands? I never had a masseur bring me to orgasm though. Really?? Does this actually happen?? During a back massage? Sign me up! But seriously, that’s taking it too far….let us not think of it anymore. We may all end up with a coital headache.
Poor Tom, we were all ready to kick his ass for cheating on Lynette (hasn’t the woman suffered enough) only to find out that it’s his creepy son Porter doing his best friend’s mom and leaving his condom wrappers lying around. I’m curious why Tom would give Porter a key to his new ‘boy’s club’…that’s an open invitation to any teenage boy with raging hormones! I mean, COME ON! But way to go Tom, the old ’slide the foot over to conveniently hide the condom wrapper so Lynette won’t see it’ trick! He may not have been the one to hook up with Ann, the realtor, but he still gets screwed. I have to say though…wasn’t expecting this storyline. Not with Porter anyway. Mildly disturbing…OK, alot disturbing. Dude, she’s old! She’s your mom’s age! Erase the visual, erase the visual!
One word for Dave, Edie’s new man - SCARY. I don’t think this man can look anything but. One of the most frightening looking faces out there. No, really. He scares me. I think we can safely assume that he’s after Mike. Nothing new. Everyone is after Mike…this guy has enemies everywhere. But in comes Lily Tomlin, Karen’s sister, to dig out the dirt on Dave. Lily Tomlin in animal print…grrrrr! Pure genius, kudos to the person who signed her up! Hopefully this means some big laughs to come.
And finally, the Susan ’shower scene’…better than the Psycho shower scene - hope it was baby shampoo Su! Arghh, she annoys me. Every episode, she annoys me. Jackson is too sweet and too hot to be with her…run Jackson run! She will make you miserable. Sigh…but I guess we all get a second chance. Even if it is Susan. Hmmm, now that I think about it, what will happen with this storyline now that Gale Harold (Jackson) was injured in that motorcycle accident. Get well soon - alot of women need you on this show.
Stay tuned…
Tags: Brie, Gabi, Lily Tomlin, Lynette, Porter, Susan, Wisteria Lane